Glory Fink’s Guide to Life
Rule #2 Honor they mother and they father but a manure truck is still full of shit no matter who’s driving it.
Time and time again I meet men and women who think that everything their parents told them is the gospel truth. People, just because your mother told you to wear clean underwear before you go out doesn’t mean you must wear underwear all the time! One of Life’s best cheap thrills is going commando when it’s least expected. There is something so exhilarating about sitting in a meeting with your boss with the secret knowledge that there is less separating you from your seat than everyone assumes. This harmless little secret can keep you awake throughout even the most boring seminar on “The Safety Do’s and Don’t of Sticker Application”.
If bare bumming fails to keep the zing in your zagging day write a post it note, “In this building someone is not wearing any underwear. Guess who.” and leave the note stuck to the bathroom mirror. Knowing that dozens of people are sitting in their cubicles contemplating each other’s nakedness and thereby secret rebellion against Society’s Norms, also known as “The Man”, will keep you and your co-workers buzzing all day.
If you’ve done this several times, to avoid handwriting analysis, I suggest you get a friend to write the note for you that is destined for the busiest bathroom in your office and then transport it to work.
