Recent articlesI would like to draw your attention to The Museum of Menstruation & Women’s Health.
Is there asbestos in tampons?
View Cybil Shepard’s career as a Kotex girl.
How did Johnson & Johnson sell disposable maxi pads before The Great Depression?
Inquiring minds want to know!!!
I’m the kind of girl who when I go on a road trip I take odd and silly pictures. I love off the wall snap shots, me in front of a T-Rex statue, a small dog sitting in the lap of a William Faulkner statue on a park bench, misspelled road signs…Well, you get the picture. So, I was thinking wouldn’t it be cool to get pictures of you all in AskGlory shirts. Mebbe even off the wall or creative pictures.
If you or any of your friends have pictures of someone (or something) in an AskGlory shirt send it to me and provided there’s nothing gross or illegal about it then I’ll post it. If we get enough I’ll see if SiteMonkey can make a gallery of these pics.
-G.
What are some of your TNT (tried ‘n true) gifts that are always a big hit for Valentine’s Day or other romantic occassions?
Dear Enlightened Readers,
At the request of several enthusiastic and adamant women from the athletic department I’ve started working on a new series of articles.
I would appreciate your help with choosing which statements to address first.
If you have a moment please look over this brainstorming list of 43 Sexual Myths, Legends, Misconceptions and Burning Questions.
Pick your favorite 15 and put your list in the comments box. If you think of any others please feel free to include those, too.
Thanks for you help,
Glory
43 Sexual Myths, Legends, Misconceptions and Burning Questions.
1. You can’t get pregnant the first time you have sex.
2. You can’t get pregnant if you’re on your period.
3. If a man has ejaculated in a pool and then you swim in it you’ll get pregnant.
4. Virgins can’t get or give STDs.
5. Alcohol and recreational drugs enhance sexual performance.
6. If a woman swallows semen, her body will become used to it and then she will be more likely to become pregnant if she has regular sex.
7. If you’ve had sex with more than three people in your life you’re a slut.
8. Women with the most expensive jewelry give the best blowjobs.
9. Semen is an excellent hair conditioner/facial moisturizer.
10. Semen is a good source of protein.
11. Can women really ejaculate?
12. Vaginas can be stretched out permanently.
13. Vibrators and masturbation make it harder for women to orgasm with a regular partner.
14. Ugly girls give the best blowjobs.
15. The more sexual positions you know the better a lover you are.
16. Fantasizing about people other than your partner is cheating.
17. You can only trust a man as far as you can throw him.
18. A man with big hands, nose, feet…equals a big penis.
19. Men are physically and mentally incapable of locating the clitoris.
20. Gay men have cats and small dogs. Straight men have big dogs.
21. Black men have huge penises. Asian men have tiny penises.
22. Lesbians are just women who can’t get any men to date them.
23. Gay men are all mama’s boys.
24. Orgasms are from the devil.
25. All men want to have three ways with their girlfriend.
26. A man is a horrible lover if he can’t make his partner orgasm.
27. Oral and anal sex isn’t really sex. Therefore, you can still be a virgin and do it.
28. The “pull out method” of birth control really works. Just the head, baby. Just the head.
29. Only gay men want to have anal sex.
30. Lubrication decreases the sensations of sex.
31. All women want to have sex with huge penises.
32. Women like it when their nipples are turned like radio controls.
33. Two minutes of foreplay is more than adequate if a woman really loves you.
34. Blowjobs are all the foreplay women need because it will make sex go faster.
35. You can’t have sex when you’re pregnant.
36. Lesbians never get STDs.
37. All gay guys have STDs.
38. All lesbians hate men, especially their fathers.
39. All women who like sex are nymphomaniacs.
40. Good sex is supposed to last an hour or more of intercourse.
41. Anyone who wants to tie up his or her willing partner is secretly an abusive person.
42. Only judgmental “church ladies” and horny college students read this column.
43. You can’t get an STD from giving oral sex.
(One day I’ll learn how to do cuts so the posts won’t take up so much room. -G)
This is your forum to post your ideas for further T-Shirt printings.
So far we have printed:
I am a
“Glory Fink”
AskGlory.com
Jenny & Ashlea, are you happy now?
Here is an ongoing list of subjects/topics I am currently researching and usually looking for people to interview, too.
Date Rape/Rape with drugs
Reflexology
Yoga
Male Circumcision
Piercing
What is Sensuality?
HPV Vaccine (males have not been tested)
Contraceptive updates (Has anyone tried the ring or the patch?)
Honoring abstinence as a choice
The effects of sexual abuse on your sex life
Chlamydia (in Mississippi)
Foreplay (starting at different times for men and women)
If you have any information, websites or personal information about anything listed then give me a shout out. Please place your suggestions for other topics in the comments, I read every one of them.