Killer Orgasms

Killer Orgasms

 

By Glory Fink

 

Sex can be a beautiful and meaningful act. For some couples sex can even help to strengthen and deepen the shared emotional bonds. But sex can also maim and kill when common sense is ignored.

 

The first time I realized that people could die while having consensual sex I was watching the movie Rising Sun starring Sean Connery and Wesley Snipes. The two stars are investigating the strangulation of a young woman at the party of a new Japanese business. Eventually, the two uncover the woman’s fetish for autoerotic asphyxiation, a dirty little secret some people would like to keep hidden.

 

The movie was thought provoking and I talked about autoerotic asphyxiation or AeA with some of my friends. I learned that some very nice girls like to hold their breath right before they orgasm to heighten the sensation. I was surprised at the creativity but I didn’t think much of it until I watched Life as a House years later. Here I am watching a Kevin Kline movie and there is Hayden Christensen masturbating while strangling himself. I guess Anakin wants to make sure we know this is a serious Kevin Kline movie.

 

I found myself disturbed by this scene and I mentioned it to my guy friends to see if anyone knew any guys who pretended to hang themselves while masturbating. Every guy seemed to know of a friend from his youth who did it but no one owned up to doing it. After that, I started paying attention to unexplained hanging suicides of young men especially those in their underwear who didn’t leave a note.

 

I did a little research and uncovered a big taboo. Hundreds of years ago, people observed that hanged criminals had erections after death. People put two and two together and got bigger orgasms. During Victorian times London even had a “Hanged Men’s Club” that aided its members through the autoerotic asphyxiation process safely.

 

While 250 to 1000 deaths are attributed to AeA each year in America most parents are too ashamed to admit that their son was an accidental suicide and would rather clean up the scene before calling the cops and say he killed himself on purpose rather than he was trying to heighten his masturbation. Death by autoerotic asphyxia is almost entirely a 12-25 year old male problem and usually happened when the person was alone. Since many AeA accidents are caused by heart attacks before the person even loses consciousness the only benefit to having another person around is 911 is called.

 

These days young males are teaching each other to play “chocking games” by filming it and posting to YouTube and other sites. Unfortunately, these hormone driven youth are without the common sense God gave them and think nothing bad will happen while getting a sexual thrill though strangling.

 

Speaking of a lack of common sense, a friend of mine who works in an ER told me about another kind of AeA. Auto(mobile) Erotic Asphyxia caused one night by a young woman giving a BJ to the guy while he was driving. He hit a deer, and she accidentally bite through his penis. The car then crashed down a ravine where the couple was knocked unconscious. The woman suffocated due to the penis getting lodged deep in her throat and the man died from bleeding because no one saw the crashed car until dawn. If you want to get a hummer in your Hummer, pull over or do it in the back seat. Orgasms aren’t worth dying over.

 

Comments and suggestions are always appreciated. Send your emails to glory@askglory.com or printz@usm.edu with “Attention: Glory” in the subject line.

 

 


Originally published April 11, 2007 in the Student Printz

 

This article was written at the request of a reader who had just lost a beloved uncle due to an autoerotic asphyxiation gone bad. I sincerely hope that this article opens the door for others to more openly discuss this subject matter and therefore prevent other senseless deaths.
 

 

About the Author:

 

Glory Fink is a writer, a housewife, a purveyor of euphemistically romantic materials, a photographer, a mystery wrapped in an enigma covered in cashmere. She can be found playing with Shrodinger’s cat, traipsing through the back roads of the Mississippi Delta or concocting experiments in her lab/kitchen. Glory does not suffer fools gladly but will gladly suffer endless tours at the Ben & Jerry’s ice cream factory as long as the samples keep coming. She does her best writing in her pajamas and her best sleeping out of them. Glory’s cat is suspicious, her dog obliging and her husband humored by her many antics and efforts to become in reality what she is in her imagination.

 

Glory can be found living it up in Hattiesburg, Mississippi in a quaint (read: 19th Century era dilapidated) house in a newly historic district but still less reputable side of town with her husband/best friend, a miniature dachshund,  and one cat who isn’t. The the outside cat came with the house; he is not a pet as much as ninja. Please feel free to email or call on Glory any time, her life could do with a few more interesting people.

 

Copyright © 2007, Glory Fink

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DOS and DON’TS for the New School Year

Posted on August 22nd, 2007 in College Life, Published by Glory

DOS and DON’TS for the New School Year
By Glory Fink

O ye makers of the 21st century future, welcome. Remember the decisions you make here and now, not only determine your future, but how the rest of the century will go. Ponder this, O freshmen and upperclassmen.

Didn’t think you were that influential, did you? Well, you are. And while you’re thinking about that, let’s go over some of the other things that you need to know to insure the best college experience possible at USM.

Get Out and DO Things

DO attend school activities. The University Activities Council hosts many opportunities to meet new, fun people. Yes, you shy wallflower sulking in your dorm room. Sweetie, sitting in front of your computer 12 hours a day chatting online or playing War Craft is not what college is about. Go to an activity and meet people in the flesh. Introduce yourself to at least five people. Worst possible scenario, you’ll have met five new people.

DO devise a method to combine your schoolwork with a growing social life.

DON’T skip classes for two weeks to conduct experiments in how much alcohol your liver can process before you hit the E.R. You’ll fail and so will your liver. You really have to attend classes to get decent grades. USM professors have heard every single excuse (there are no new ones), plus tears and threats do not move them.

DO accept help from that nice senior who offers to show you the secrets/ shortcuts to get through classes.

DON’T think you are obligated to date or sleep with said “nice senior,” freshman, or anybody else. You are your own person. This is the 21st century, baby!

DO date often and even people you wouldn’t consider back in high school. You’re expanding your horizons. You’re growing up.

DON’T settle for the first pretty face that says yes. There are some fabulous people here in college. However, you won’t get to know any of these bright, charming individuals if you bet all your money on the first horse you meet at the racetrack.

DO end a relationship when it is over.

DON’T think that stalking is the way to get back your love. DON’T tolerate stalkers, even “polite” stalkers. Report them to campus police.

Condoms, condoms, condoms and birth control, too

DO get checked for STDs at the USM Clinic, (601) 266-5390 every year even if you are monogamous.

DON’T assume you are immune or will magically know when you get an STD. Remember the CDC estimates 80% of all 20 year olds will get HPV in their lifetime. Yikes! (Do you know what HPV is? Want to learn what it is the hard way?)

DO stay safe and use condoms and birth control or practice abstinence, the foolproof way to avoid pregnancy and STDs.

DON’T mix alcohol/drugs with sex. Mixing alcohol and/or drugs with sex increases your risks of assault, rape, robbery, STDs and regretful lifetime experiences.

DO be yourself

Remember the ugly duckling who tried to fit in. Poor little ducky wanders into a bevy of swans and discovers he has found his own kind. He was an awkward duckling but he is now an adored swan. Go forth my beautiful swans! Make new friends, date new people, get involved, be happy (and do your homework!)

Yes, I’m really back. I know I wrote that I was leaving. I did, but sometimes our paths aren’t as straight as we think, sometimes there’s a curve or two. I graduated but I couldn’t stay away from the best university with the best faculty, staff and students.

Comments and suggestions are always appreciated. Send your emails to printz@usm.edu or glory@askglory.com with “Attention: Glory” in the subject line.