Recent articlesWiki Article on the Human Penis Size
Originally, I was going to address penis size but the uh, quality and quantity of reliable info didn’t satisfy me.
Having Sex for the first time by Avert.Org
Healthwise article about menstruation. I think it’s for teens or parents of teens. Can’t tell for sure.
Google search kyrptonite+superman (yeah, I looked it up).
Condom Bar Hop March ‘07 was a success! Everyone had such a good time that we are seriously considering Condom Bar Hop April ‘07.
Our posse of Condom Fairy Deputies first went to Mugshots, then The Groove and finally a nightcap over at Binachi’s bar where J.K. the best bartender tends to his bar. Why did we go to so few bars? We ran out of supplies, of course! When people are mobbing us for flavored condoms and lubes the supplies don’t spread as far. 
We deputized several Condom Fairy Deputies and are considering opening a Condom Fairies page to post pictures of CF deputies at work and how you can become a Condom Fairy Deputy, as well.
More later but I have to go to bed.
-G.
I’m the kind of girl who when I go on a road trip I take odd and silly pictures. I love off the wall snap shots, me in front of a T-Rex statue, a small dog sitting in the lap of a William Faulkner statue on a park bench, misspelled road signs…Well, you get the picture. So, I was thinking wouldn’t it be cool to get pictures of you all in AskGlory shirts. Mebbe even off the wall or creative pictures.
If you or any of your friends have pictures of someone (or something) in an AskGlory shirt send it to me and provided there’s nothing gross or illegal about it then I’ll post it. If we get enough I’ll see if SiteMonkey can make a gallery of these pics.
-G.
It’s important to have goals in life. One of my goals for AskGlory.Com has just been reached. February was a record month for us as far as number of unique visitors. Wait, it gets better. Tonight, AskGlory.Com just doubled the number of unique visitors it has seen and it is only the 22nd! This is a pretty big deal considering we have not paid for any advertisment.
Thank you to everyone who has made AskGlory.Com so popular simply through word of mouth.
AskGlory.com has decided to open up a cafepress account to sell interesting and unusual clothing and other items. We are looking for ideas for new designs and are willing to trade some merchandise for original artwork that we use in our items. We will be adding additional items in the near future. Please send any original artwork or ideas to ideas@AskGlory.com
“We practice safe sex. We gave up the chandelier a long time ago.” -Kathy Lee Gifford
The articles I post are my original versions. Below is a link to the Student Printz online issue.
Pillow Talk: We can enjoy sex the iGen way
Sex, the iGen way
The Audio version of this article
By Glory Fink
They say that we are the Internet generation or the iGen. Geniuses everywhere have been inspired by our energy and demand for personalizable technology and products. Heck, we have made Walkman’s look like they are from “The Flintstones” when we got our hands on the iPod. Therefore, it should be no surprise that the adult industry has followed Silicon Valley’s example.
Baby, how did you get it to taste like root beer?
Growing up my mom only let us kids drink water, milk and on weekends off brand Kool-Aid. Like most college students, once I got to college I went a little crazy with the soda. Someone somewhere thought, “Hey, these kids are drinking soda all the time. Let’s make a personal lubricant in soda flavors. They’ll eat it up!” In January, Topco Sales unveiled Fizz brand soda flavored lubricants. Fizz is a sugar free, non-staining, water based lube and while Fizz isn’t carbonated, it does come in cherry cola, cola, grape, lemon-lime, orange and root beer. Yummah!
Follow the arrows, darling.
I am a big proponent of explicit instruction. Why bother waiting for your lover to figure out what you want done to you when you could simply tell him or her? Sugar Lips is a line of lipstick from Erotic Cosmetics that is colored, scented and flavored for fun. These lipsticks are edible and meant to be used on all sorts of body parts. Now, you don’t have to point and say, “nibble here” thereby killing the mood. Simply write nibble, kiss, suck or anything else you want at the appropriate location on your body and enjoy your ride.
Who let the dogs out?
In an effort to cater to the Hip Hop world Common Ground USA has launched Jimmie Hatz condoms, the “Official Condoms of the Hip Hop Kulture.” These condoms come in Rottweiler and Great Dane sizes; I’ll leave you to figure out which is bigger. Common Ground USA also has Jimmie Hatz flavored condoms in banana, strawberry and grape. Now you can let loose you dawg and not worry he’ll bring some nasty disease home after an evening with the playas. Please play responsibly.
Do you wear your vagina on your sleeve?
As the proud owner of a vagina, I have grown to love and adore mine. Perhaps you feel that same way, or maybe you are simply an ardent admirer. Either way, haven’t you always wanted to proclaim your love of vaginas publicly? I Love Vagina Clothing Co. is right up your alley. They have everything from clothing that will help you correct any misconceptions for your love of vaginas to wallets and the cutest little pussy coin purse with a pearl bead clasp. A must have for anyone who loves their own or other people’s vaginas.
Excuse me ma’am, but are you purring?
I know you never go anywhere without your cell phone. If you’re like the millions of college students all over America you probably text like it’s going out of style but don’t you wish you had another use for you cell? Purring Kitty software has answered your prayers, my sweet co-eds. For the price of a venti latte you can download software that will turn your cell into a “personal massager,” for your aching shoulders, of course. The software allows you to control your phone’s vibrating function to your happiest advantage. The reviews have been so good for Purring Kitty that you should probably refrain from using it while driving. Safety first!
While we’re talking about phones take a gander at the VibraExciter by VibraFun. This little bullet is activated by cell phone calls and text messages within a three-foot radius. Imagine the fun you could have had when you went to see “Happy Feet” and all those teenagers were texting like mad.
I’m too sexy for my vibrator…
Don’t you just love going to live concerts and feeling the beat of the music pulse through you? How would you like that feeling in the comfort of your own bedroom without spending loads of cash on a state-of-the-art sound system? Get a load of this; it would seem that the adult novelty industry and Silicon Valley have partnered to give you vibrators that pulse to the beat of your favorite music through your mp3 player. Suddenly, “Pump It” by The Black Eyed Peas has a whole new meaning. The iBuzz offers a bullet that connects to your iPod for its beat while the OhMiBod is longer at 5-1/2” with more of a wand feel. There is now a whole generation of mp3 vibes from a slew of different companies that have incorporated that handy dandy microchip into their toys to help aid your iOrgasm.
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Man gets 30 years for ripping out wife’s eyes
Sydney Morning Herald
March 21, 2007 – 7:42AM
A man who ripped out his wife’s eyes in a fit of rage was sentenced by a French court to 30 years behind bars on Tuesday.
Mohamed Hadfi, 31, tore out his 23-year-old wife Samira Bari’s eyes following a heated argument in their apartment in the southern French city of Nimes in July 2003 after she refused to have sex with him.
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Here’s an idea. Walk away before you disfigure some one when in a fit of rage.
Perhaps “duh” to you but evidently not everyone’s gotten the message.
Tradition and family pressure are not suitable reasons to stay in a miserable marriage especially if rage and sex demands are added to the problems. I have read that people with anger management issues often feel powerless or a sense of loss of control. Sounds like Hadfi was caught between a rock and a liberated French minded wife. How tortuous.
That’s the problem with women, you teach them to read and they think they are allowed to think independently.
“Men weren’t really the enemy-they were fellow victims suffering from an outmoded masculine mystique that made them feel unnecessarily inadequate when there were no bears to kill” –Betty Friedan
