Gentiles don’t DO this!

Posted on August 4th, 2008 in 42 by askglory

I am price comparing bereavment flights. What the hell!?!?! Gentiles don’t so this!!!

They just pay the first one they call and it’s done. Not me, nooooooo I have to call several different airlines for the best deal to get my grieving mother-in-law to her mother’s funeral in time. They will never be able to revoke my “Member of The Tribe” card. This one effort to find the best deal alone should forever cement my Jewish-ness.

Golly! my mother may have wanted her children to learn how to assimilate but apparently finding the best deal on death trumps all those years of trying to learn how to act like a Southern WASP.

*Sigh* At least there will be plenty of cornbread dressing and bourbon baked ham at the funeral.

-G.

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Are you there Period? It’s me, Glory. BTW, you owe me a new set of Egyptian Cotton bed sheets (ya bitch).

Posted on August 3rd, 2008 in 42, Idea File, Inspiration Points, You and your body by askglory

I would like to draw your attention to The Museum of Menstruation & Women’s Health.

Is there asbestos in tampons?

View Cybil Shepard’s career as a Kotex girl.

How did Johnson & Johnson sell disposable maxi pads before The Great Depression?

Inquiring minds want to know!!!

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